The very rare Chocolate Mint Swirl Snail slowly plods it’s way through the mystical forests of Foowishi, a planet very far and distant from our own. These little creatures emit high levels of mint scent and as a result, taste utterly horrid to the local population of predators.
I have this sweet tooth when it comes to anything mint. Peppermint, spearmint, you name it, it is delicious to me. One day, after indulging in a delicious lunch at a local restaurant, I partook in their basket of after dinner mints they had placed near the door. Picking up the small, plastic wrapped edible object, I took note that it wasn’t made like the standard red and white round mints and these ones had a spiral shape to them. An idea popped into my head, and I knew I had to do a fusion of snail and food.
Chocolaty escargot perhaps? Hmm… that would be kinda gross.