LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! BOYS AND GIRLS! CHILDREN OF ALL AGES!!!!
Clowns and Balloons, Elephants, Baboons! Acrobats, Contortionists, and Jugglers on Fire! Popcorn and posters, Trapezes and Tumblers! Peanuts, Ice Cream, and Troupes on the Wire!
and don’t you forget the Family of Freaks!
And now, ladies and gents, a high wire act that shall surely take your breath away! Please welcome our lovely and talented Petite Prosie as she balances her assistant Beta Bob high above us!